Funky Monkey Strain AAAA

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28 grams $134.99**New Batch**
AUG 1st, 2022
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Funky Monkey Strain

Funky Monkey Strain is a very potent cannabis strain created through crossing Grape Ape and Mendo Purps strains. It has dense and closely packed nugs that look very delicious thanks to their greenish brown colored sandy rock. 

This hybrid is 50% indica and 50% sativa and has a unique fragrance of sweet berry and mint. Its attractive scent is also reflected in its sweet, earthy, herbal, and spicy aromas. 

Funky Monkey Strain produces a combination of sativa and Indica effects that may ease depression, stress, and chronic pain. The hybrid packs a THC level of about 24%. This allows it to deliver a combination of mind-uplifting, energetic euphoria, and a buzz of creativity. 

Although Funky Monkey may leave you completely couch-locked for hours on end, it is not as overwhelming as most indicas. Instead, the hybrid induces a pleasurable sense of relaxation that doesn’t make the user lazy or lethargic.  

A classic Funky Monkey high includes a potent wave of mental stimulation, energy, and creativity. As the high intensifies, this uplifting sense of euphoria slowly develops into a full-bodied high that leaves you well-relaxed and pain-free. 


Funky Monkey Strain is arguably one of the best weed strains for first-timers and people with low tolerance levels. Although the strain comes packed with an above-average amount of THC, it is not too overwhelming. Importantly, it doesn’t cause serious adverse reactions.

This minty and berry-like weed strain delivers a fairly powerful physical and mental high. Its high begins slowly at the back of the ears before oozing to the entire body. As the high intensifies, a strong sense of euphoria will wash over you, improving your overall mood and washing away stress.  You may also become unusually chatty and sociable. For this reason, Funky Monkey is perfect for enjoying with friends or when you just want to make social interactions more fun.

Appearance, Aroma, Flavor 

Like earlier mentioned, Funky Monkey greenish brown colored sandy rock buds with small orange hairs. Its slender and forest green in color. This gorgeous bud comes surrounded by a  protective layer of white crystal trichomes. When smoked, Funky Monkey releases a pungent and sweet aroma that feels perfectly fine.

Besides smelling incredibly good, Funky Monkey Strain also has an extraordinary flavor profile. Its flavor is sweet berry-like with small notes of fruits and mint. Its flavor is quite smooth and gentle and doesn’t irritate the throat. 


Funky Monkey Strain is incredibly easy to cultivate. First-timers looking for an easy to grow marijuana strain should definitely try Funky Monkey. Seasoned growers will love cultivating this strain because of its sizable yield. 

To successfully grow Funky Monkey, growers are highly encouraged to make sure the plants receive a sufficient amount of sunlight and warmth. Additionally, make sure your plants are well-protected from excessive moisture. 

Flowering time of between 9-10 weeks. Growers can expect approximately 27 ounces of consumable herb per square meter. 

Medical Uses 

Since Funky Monkey is an all-round weed strain, it packs tremendous medicinal value. It is believed to have a very high cannabinoid percentage that makes it effective at easing a wide range of minor and major health issues.  

The hybrid is an effective natural painkiller. Funky Monkey may ease body aches caused by muscle contractions. The strain is also said to have powerful anti-psychotic effects that make it an effective therapy for seizures. 

Other possible medicinal uses of Funky Monkey include easing depression, chronic stress, migraines, and headaches. The hybrid is also said to treat inflammation, fatigue, and muscle spasms. 

Possible Side Effects

Funky Monkey may cause a severe cottonmouth, itchy, and dry eyes. The good news is you can easily address these reactions by drinking plenty of water before and after smoking Funky Monkey. 

On rare occasions, Funky Monkey may also induce dizziness and paranoia. However, these extreme side effects only occur when you exceed your tolerance level. We recommend starting with a small dose, and gradually increase your dosage with time until you find your sweet spot. 

Final Puff

Overall, Funky Monkey is a sensational well-balanced weed strain with beautiful buds and long-lasting effects. The hybrid delivers a powerful yet smooth high that’s not exceedingly overwhelming. Funky Monkey delivers a strong surge of cerebral energy that’s perfect for creativity and motivation. 

Have you ever smoked Funky Monkey weed strain? Please share your experience with this amazing bud in the comments section below. 

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7 reviews for Funky Monkey Strain AAAA

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    5 out of 5


    Woohoo! This batch is straight up fire! Very strong hybrid, should please the seasoned toker

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    5 out of 5


    Loved the smell, taste and wow the buzz was nice.

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    4 out of 5


    Great smell and taste, I find it was good for my pain. I would buy it again.

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    5 out of 5


    Funky is right! Loved the smell, taste and wow the buzz was nice. Great after taste and smokes really nice and smooth. Will purchase again. Excellent for the price!

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    4 out of 5


    Very fruity flavour and smell. A great day time bud with a buzz to match.
    If your a dank Indica user who likes been couch bound ( like me ) this is a great go to for times when you want a buzz but still need to be motivated.

  7. Avatar for Weed Smart
    4 out of 5


    Nice dense buds. Good quality, not overpowering. Perfect for all day use!

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What is Indica?

Indica strains are a short and dense plant, they are 4 feet or less. Indicas are generally dark green in color. It is known for its remarkably amplifying CBD levels and lower THC compositions. Cannabis Indica plants are appreciated for their analgesic potency. It can elevate your desire for food and it is also an outstanding candidate for pain and depression relief. Indica is called nighttime strain because the strain can cause you with sleepiness, therefore you will have a good, peaceful night rest.

What is Sativa

Sativa delivers a positive feeling and can produce a stimulating experience throughout your body. The plant is tall and the leaf is thin. It’s great to use sativa when performing tasks or hanging out with friends. It can be popular to those who enjoy creative arts, writing or playing music. The uplifting Sativa high is much more cerebral than the Indica high, which in turn is felt much more in the body. It’s great for “wake and bake” smokers as well as anybody who likes to smoke marijuana during the day. It can be very helpful in combating depression, fatigue, and mood disorders. Sativa weed can also treat Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) simply because of its ability to enhance mental concentration.

What is Hybrid

Hybrids marijuana strains are produced by crossbreeding of different strains of cannabis. Hybrids can be broken down into three categories. Indica dominant hybrids: the primary strain in these hybrids is Indica with higher CBD components than THC. Pure hybrids: these are the ones with an equal ratio of both strains and possess body and mind effects of Indica and Sativa. Sativa dominant hybrids: hybrids with high proportion of THC than CBD, the ratio of sativa in these hybrids are significantly higher than the Indica components, so, these hybrids possess more of the characteristics of Sativa.

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