Funky Monkey Strain
$44.99 – $139.99
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Price List | Key Facts |
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28 grams $139.99 | **New Batch** |
14 grams $74.99 | Jan 18th, 2023 |
7 grams $44.99 | AAA+ Grade |
Description
Funky Monkey Strain
Funky Monkey Strain is a very potent cannabis strain created through crossing Grape Ape and Mendo Purps strains. It has dense and closely packed nugs that look very delicious thanks to their greenish brown colored sandy rock.
This hybrid is 50% indica and 50% sativa and has a unique fragrance of sweet berry and mint. Its attractive scent is also reflected in its sweet, earthy, herbal, and spicy aromas.
Funky Monkey Strain produces a combination of sativa and Indica effects that may ease depression, stress, and chronic pain. The hybrid packs a THC level of about 24%. This allows it to deliver a combination of mind-uplifting, energetic euphoria, and a buzz of creativity.
Although Funky Monkey may leave you completely couch-locked for hours on end, it is not as overwhelming as most indicas. Instead, the hybrid induces a pleasurable sense of relaxation that doesn’t make the user lazy or lethargic.
A classic Funky Monkey high includes a potent wave of mental stimulation, energy, and creativity. As the high intensifies, this uplifting sense of euphoria slowly develops into a full-bodied high that leaves you well-relaxed and pain-free.
Effects
Funky Monkey Strain is arguably one of the best weed strains for first-timers and people with low tolerance levels. Although the strain comes packed with an above-average amount of THC, it is not too overwhelming. Importantly, it doesn’t cause serious adverse reactions.
This minty and berry-like weed strain delivers a fairly powerful physical and mental high. Its high begins slowly at the back of the ears before oozing to the entire body. As the high intensifies, a strong sense of euphoria will wash over you, improving your overall mood and washing away stress. You may also become unusually chatty and sociable. For this reason, Funky Monkey is perfect for enjoying with friends or when you just want to make social interactions more fun.
Appearance, Aroma, Flavor
Like earlier mentioned, Funky Monkey greenish brown colored sandy rock buds with small orange hairs. Its slender and forest green in color. This gorgeous bud comes surrounded by a protective layer of white crystal trichomes. When smoked, Funky Monkey releases a pungent and sweet aroma that feels perfectly fine.
Besides smelling incredibly good, Funky Monkey Strain also has an extraordinary flavor profile. Its flavor is sweet berry-like with small notes of fruits and mint. Its flavor is quite smooth and gentle and doesn’t irritate the throat.
Growing
Funky Monkey Strain is incredibly easy to cultivate. First-timers looking for an easy to grow marijuana strain should definitely try Funky Monkey. Seasoned growers will love cultivating this strain because of its sizable yield.
To successfully grow Funky Monkey, growers are highly encouraged to make sure the plants receive a sufficient amount of sunlight and warmth. Additionally, make sure your plants are well-protected from excessive moisture.
Flowering time of between 9-10 weeks. Growers can expect approximately 27 ounces of consumable herb per square meter.
Medical Uses
Since Funky Monkey is an all-round weed strain, it packs tremendous medicinal value. It is believed to have a very high cannabinoid percentage that makes it effective at easing a wide range of minor and major health issues.
The hybrid is an effective natural painkiller. Funky Monkey may ease body aches caused by muscle contractions. The strain is also said to have powerful anti-psychotic effects that make it an effective therapy for seizures.
Other possible medicinal uses of Funky Monkey include easing depression, chronic stress, migraines, and headaches. The hybrid is also said to treat inflammation, fatigue, and muscle spasms.
Possible Side Effects
Funky Monkey may cause a severe cottonmouth, itchy, and dry eyes. The good news is you can easily address these reactions by drinking plenty of water before and after smoking Funky Monkey.
On rare occasions, Funky Monkey may also induce dizziness and paranoia. However, these extreme side effects only occur when you exceed your tolerance level. We recommend starting with a small dose, and gradually increase your dosage with time until you find your sweet spot.
Final Puff
Overall, Funky Monkey is a sensational well-balanced weed strain with beautiful buds and long-lasting effects. The hybrid delivers a powerful yet smooth high that’s not exceedingly overwhelming. Funky Monkey delivers a strong surge of cerebral energy that’s perfect for creativity and motivation.
Have you ever smoked Funky Monkey weed strain? Please share your experience with this amazing bud in the comments section below.
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Product Info.
- Relieves body pain
- Relaxes muscles
- Relieves spasms, reduces seizures
- Relieves headaches and migraines
- Relieves anxiety or stress
- Sativa dominant marijuana strains tend to have a more grassy type odor to the buds providing an uplifting, energetic and “cerebral” high that is best suited for daytime smoking. A sativa high is one filled with creativity and energy as being high on sativa can spark new ideas and creations. Many artists take advantage of the creative powers of cannabis sativa (marijuana) to create paintings.
- Feelings of well-being and at-ease
- Up-lifting and cerebral thoughts
- Stimulates and energizes
- Increases focus and creativity
- Fights depression
Sativa and Indica are the two major types of cannabis plants which can mix together to create hybrid strains. Each strain has its own range of effects on the body and mind resulting in a wide range of medicinal benefits. The high produced from smoking Indica bud is a strong physical body high that will make you sleepy or ‘couch-locked’ and provides a deep relaxation feeling compared to a Sativa high, which is known to be more energetic and uplifting.
Marijuana strains range from pure sativas to pure indicas and hybrid strains consisting of both indica and sativa (30% indica – 70% sativa, 50% – 50% combinations, 80% indica – 20% sativa). Because Sativa and Indica buds have very different medicinal benefits and effects, certain strains can be targeted to better treat specific illnesses. Indica dominant marijuana strains tend to have a strong sweet or sour odor to the buds (ex. Kush, OG Kush) providing a very relaxing and strong body high that is helpful in treating general anxiety, body pain, and sleeping disorders.
Indicas are very effective for overall pain relief and is often used to treat insomnia for many people. Indica buds are most commonly smoked by medical marijuana patients in the late evening or even right before bed due to how sleepy and tired you become when high from an indica strain of marijuana, like Kush.
Benefits of Indica:
Benefits of Sativa:
Please be advised that due to circumstances that are out of our control, such as summer heat and humidity, there is a risk that the shatter you ordered will turn to budder by the time you receive it. Unfortunately, shatter turning to budder is not uncommon when exposed to heat but it does not make your shatter unsafe in any way. We do not offer any reimbursement or refunds if your shatter turns to budder.
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Massimo93 (verified owner) –
Good for the day or night, still have energy to move around, leaves you in a happy mood
Rmusk (verified owner) –
better than I thought
Freshjivealive (verified owner) –
Very nice buds and a great daytime or evening smoke … I would highly recommend
Cat (verified owner) –
A very nice and smooth strain! You are the best Weedsmart!
Michealboucher (verified owner) –
Tasty like the flavours.
aries1234 (verified owner) –
This was great.
Ruke87 (verified owner) –
Woohoo! This batch is straight up fire! Very strong hybrid, should please the seasoned toker
Anchored77 (verified owner) –
Loved the smell, taste and wow the buzz was nice.
Bigdeecaron (verified owner) –
Great smell and taste, I find it was good for my pain. I would buy it again.
Anchored77 (verified owner) –
Funky is right! Loved the smell, taste and wow the buzz was nice. Great after taste and smokes really nice and smooth. Will purchase again. Excellent for the price!
boubud (verified owner) –
Surprenant.
Otterbot1 (verified owner) –
Very fruity flavour and smell. A great day time bud with a buzz to match.
If your a dank Indica user who likes been couch bound ( like me ) this is a great go to for times when you want a buzz but still need to be motivated.
MTurner (verified owner) –
Nice dense buds. Good quality, not overpowering. Perfect for all day use!